A little less undead.
Find syringes and cure zombies back into citizens. Turns out “have you tried being alive?” works better with medicine.
DEPARTMENT OF UNDEAD AFFAIRS
Cure the undead. Rescue the living. Get everyone to the helicopter. Preferably in that order.
A pixel-art arcade rescue game. Terrible odds. Excellent intentions.
01 / YOUR EXTREMELY REASONABLE MISSION
Most zombie games ask you to mow down the problem. This one gives you a cure, a squad to protect, and a helicopter you really shouldn’t miss.

Find syringes and cure zombies back into citizens. Turns out “have you tried being alive?” works better with medicine.
Rally survivors into your squad and lead them through the chaos. They follow you. Your leadership credentials remain unclear.
Reach the helipad, call in extraction, and get your people aboard. Then go back for more. Apparently heroism is a recurring appointment.
02 / CONDITIONS IN THE FIELD
A new city every run. Escalating waves. Traffic that did not attend your safety briefing.

03 / STANDARD-ISSUE QUESTIONABLE EQUIPMENT
Choose your coping mechanism. These are actual items from the game, which is somehow less reassuring.

MEDICINE / AGGRESSIVELY ADMINISTERED
Two syringe hits turn a zombie back into a citizen. Every pickup gives you three shots. Missing is an expensive way to practice compassion.
SIDE EFFECT: A PERSON YOU NOW HAVE TO RESCUE.“Teaching zombies not to bite the rescuer...”
Training failed. Good luck.
AN ACTUAL LOADING-SCREEN BRIEFING.
WE BELIEVE IN TRANSPARENCY.
04 / BEFORE YOU SIGN ANYTHING
Unreasonably candid answers.
Yes. Syringes can cure zombies back into citizens. Rally those citizens, protect your squad, and get them to the helicopter. The name is a mission statement, which is inconvenient for everyone involved.
Very much. Melee weapons, ranged weapons, grenades, jumping, and timed shield blocks help you survive escalating enemy waves. Compassion is the plan. A sword is the contingency plan.
No. Arcade generates a fresh city for each new run, with streets, buildings, traffic, and a rescue helipad. Your terrible sense of direction gets a fresh challenge.
The in-game tutorial walks you through movement, combat, vehicles, curing, recruiting, and extraction. It’s training. Calling it “apocalypse onboarding” made everyone uncomfortable.
NO ZOMBIE LEFT BEHIND
The apocalypse isn’t going to mismanage itself.
The App Store paperwork is currently more alive than the citizens.
Review the mission. Again.